Hate.

This List Is In No Particular Order, As I Hate All Of These Things Equally..Okay, One Exception....First And Foremost; Above All Else:

I Hate FEET!!!
{Put your feet near me, I might have to kill you. Seriously. Vomitrocious.}

I Hate People Who's Automatic Response For Criticism Is "Hi Hater."...and thats the end of their rebuttal.
{No, maybe ur lame ass is just wack..and that song SUCKS!!! UGH!!!}

I Hate The Fact That Everytime A New Lil Wayne Song Comes Out, All I Have To Do To Learn The Lyrics Is Check People's Status' On Facebook And Their Aways On AIM.
{UUUGGGHHH!!! AGAIN?!?!}

I Hate When I'm Wearing Anything That Has The Word Basketball On It And People Ask Me If I Play Volleyball.
{AARRRGGGHHH!!!}

I Hate When People Get Mad When They Find Out That Celebrities Have A Girl/BoyFriend.
{As. If. You. Had. A. Chance.}

I Hate How Some Little Boys (And Girls) Brag About How Much Money They Supposedly Have.
{Thats just Tacky.}

I Hate How The Aforementioned Little Boys (And Girls) Take Pictures With Their Money Every Other Friday.
{Thanks, cuz we didn't believe you before you put the pics up..nice to see you got paid today tho}

I Hate How The Aforementioned Little Boys (And Girls) Get Mad When People Steal Their Money.
{Well..We All Know Your Pay Schedule So..Blame Yourself. Maybe Next Time You'll Invest?}

I Hate Seeing Couples Fight In Public.
{Its Just Not Everybody's Business}

I Hate How The Word "Bait" Has Taken On A Life Of Its Own Now
{Does Anybody Even Know What It EXACTLY Means???}

I Hate Being 20.
{Insignificant. Ass. Age.}

I Hate When People Don't Hold The Door For Small Children And Elderly People.
{Wtf..Who Raised You????}

I Hate When People Say Its "Dumb" For Me To Want To Be A Teacher.
{Idk Where To Start With That. Thats A Whole Other Blog SO For Now, You Just Get "The Face"}

I Hate People Who Mumble Then Get Mad Cuz You Asked Them To Repeat Themselves.
{Easy Solution: STOP MUMBLING!!!!!!}

I Hate Repeating Myself.
{Lol..I Don't Mumble Tho.}

I Hate When People Say "I Can't Change The Way You Feel."
{Yea You Can..You Just Don't Care Enough To Put In The Work.}

I Hate When People Say Somethin REAL Slick On The Low, Then When I Say Somethin Aoout It, I "Took It The Wrong Way."
{Damn..Dats The 10th Time This Week I Took It Wrong. I Gotta Get It Together Man. =/ Sike. Like. Shit.}

I Hate When AIM Acts Retarded On Sidekicks.
{I Could Kill That Little Yellow Man}

I Hate The Fact That [Someone] Got Mad At Me Today IN MY OWN CAR For Playing A Little Flobots, Paramore And Flyleaf (Don't Know 'Em? Imeem Works.).
{Get Out And Walk Or Shut Up And Open Your Mind!!!}

I Hate How Some People Will Tell The Same [Unfunny] Joke Over And Over Again Even Tho Nobody Laughed The First Time.
{It Wasn't Funny The First Time, Its Not Funny Now. It Will NEVER. BE. FUNNY.}

I Hate When I Tell Someone A [Rather HILARIOUS lol] Joke In Private Then They Wait Til We Get To A Large Group Of People And Retell MY Joke. Then Take ALLLL The Credit.
{PHIL!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! Lol..UUGGGGHHH!!!!}

I Hate The Fact That Single Fathers Dont Get The Same Recognition And Respect As Single Mothers.
{Double Standard Anyone?}

I Hate Losing.
{Its Not Winning..Duh.}

I Hate When People Outwardly Support Obama But Have NO Idea What His Platform Is.
{This Is Your Future People..Get Educated.}

I Hate When People Say "No Homo."
{Only 1 Of Two Things Just Happened: Either You Did, In Fact, Say Something EXTREMELY Homo So There's No Reason To Deny It Now..OR You Said Something That Wasn't The Least Bit Homo, Until YOU Made It Homo By Saying "No Homo." Smh.}

I Hate When Black People Complain ABout White People Adopting Black Children.
{Thats Funny..I Didn't See YOU Applying To Adopt That Child. Would You Rather The Child Be Without A Family?? SMH!!)

I Hate When People Say Someone Talks "Like They're White" Because The Person Actually Uses Their WHOLE Vocabulary And Puts Their Education To Good Use.
{Damn..I'm Sorry..I Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Just Throw My [17 Years Worth Of] Education Away..I Got You Next Time Tho..And By The Way..You Just Called All Black People Idiots. Gee..Thanks Dude.}


Thats All For Now.
But There Will Be A Part 2 To This..
Of That I Am Sure.