I Have Issues....

With This Shirt:

Details To Be Added Later.

"Why Be A Teacher?"

I started to ramble on and list the infinite number of reasons I want to be a teacher to those of you who continue to waste ur breath trying to convince me to change my major..but then my mommy (also a teacher, who has just discovered YouTube lol) sent me this SUPERB video, and it explains it for me. Take a look....

I received an anonymous message from someone (who shall henceforth be known as Yoda..for s/he IS wise indeed.) from ARKANSAS (lol..I know..). A snippet of the..uhhh..insightful* message went like this:

"I am 25 years old and I have just received my business degree this past spring. After 20 years of school, I have to agree with your family/friends/whoever is telling you not to be a teacher..one would have to be stupid to be a teacher in today's world, or for the past 20 years for that matter. So I guess that would mean that teachers are stupid, and you wouldn't want to be considered stupid by the world, would you?"

Damn..dat sho was deep. Real..intellectual-like..and stuff. =/..the message gets better, but I'll just focus on this portion for now.

First of all, I would like to take this time to literally LOL.

Secondly, I want to thank the entire state of Arkansas for your deep concern and for educating this young person.

Thirdly, I have a question for you, Yoda. If teachers are stupid..and you've been in school learning EVERYTHING YOU KNOW from teachers (and they clearly did a great job with you, Yoda.) for the past 20 years..does that make you stupid too, or are you smarter because you rose above and chose to pursue a degree* in business instead of education during your seven year stint in college* (a time during which I'm sure a professor ("college teacher") TAUGHT (past tense of to teach) you everything you know about business (your field of expertise*))? I'm a little confused about where you now stand.

PLEASE clear this up for me, Yoda. I'm DYING for your help!!!

~*Anxiously awaiting Yoda's brilliant response*~

*Term used as loosely as possible.

Cool Blog.

So on my daily drive thru Blogworld, after taking many exits, I got lost and stumbled across the WORLD'S. FUNNIEST. BLOG. Lol..everybody check it out:

http://semi-literate.blogspot.com/

She is tooooooo funny..lmao..I'm a fan.

Fin.

P.S.
I Haven't decided if Lloyd was serious about dis "Have My Baby" Yet. Unfortunately, Like Most Dumb Ass Songs These Days, Its Growing On Me. Ugh.

Witnessing Amazing

The Guy Is A Fish.

Michael Phelps.

What a specimen to behold. I feel priveleged to have witnessed the MOST DOMINANT athlete of our time do his thing over the past week (Sorry, Michael Jordan of the 90s Bulls was not OUR time since most of us have to watch ESPN Classic, NBA TV, or some sort of "Greatest Moments" Countdown to witness his best moments. We unfortunately got him as a 2000s Wizard..and Tiger Woods is NOT an athlete..UGH!! *note to self..publish post about Tiger Woods not being an athlete*). He won 8 Gold Medals in 8 different races, breaking 7 world records. He won close races (.01 second margin of victory) he dominated races he won indivial races, he won team relays, he did it all. His greatness commands the world's attention (Much like the 90s Jordan). Although I do have friends who are competitive swimmers, I'm not exactly a die-hard fan of the sport. However, I felt compelled to drop everything I was doing and tune in to each of his races, out of fear that I may miss out on a single moment of greatness. He is the definition of amazing, and I feel blessed (extreme, I know, but I can't think of a better word at the moment) to have witnessed it.

And Again..It Doesn't Hurt That He's Nice To Look At.
*Big Ears Aside Lol*

IN ADDITION.......

There is another amazing moment that happened tonight at the Olympics which is SORT OF being outshined by Phelps-Mania...

Jamaica's (hence the color scheme) Usain "Lightning" Bolt SMASHED the World Record For The 100 meter dash, which names the world's fastest man. He finished with a time of

9.69 seconds

The race wasn't even close. Take a look at the photo finish...

If you look closely at the picture, the other guys are running their little hearts out. Not Bolt..he's kinda skipping lol..

The thing that made the race even More amazing was the fact that, about 80 meters into the race, Bolt looked to his right and left and realized that there was NOBODY around him so...

HE SLOWED DOWN, JOGGED THRU THE FINISH LINE AND BEGAN CELEBRATING EARLY.

LOL..how embarassing was that for everyone who was running SOOOOOO hard lmfao. OMG..that was theeee funniest sports moment I've seen in a long time..typical Jamaican (yes, I'm allowed to say that lol). I just wanna know how great his time would have been had he not slowed down, but I'm sure glad he did, cuz that was a GREAT laugh lol.

Love.

People Will NOT Be Included In This Post Cuz I Don't Need The Drama When I Don't List YOU. Lol..'tis True Tho.

I Love Purple.
{Therefore, This Post Will Be Purple =)}

I Love Basketball.
{Peace, Chaos, Drama, Highest Highs, Lowest Lows, Poetry In Motion, Glory, Success, Opportunity, Competition, Victory..Thats A Post In Itself..Maybe Later.}

I Love Seeing A Man (of any race) Spending QUALITY Time With His Children (just because he wants to).
{Beautiful.}

I Love The Fact That The Space Jams Are Coming Back Out In December.
{FINALLY I Can Be Excited About Jordans Again!! Last Time Was Like '01 Lol}

I Love The Phrase "I'm Just Sayin" Preceded By A Shrug.
{Lol..It Seriously Gets People Out Of Having To Deal With Pretty Much ANYthing They Said.
Example: "You're A Fat Ass....*Shrug*...I'm Just Sayin" *Walk Away* LOL}

I Love Making People Laugh.
{Its A Beautiful Thing.}

I Love Making People Smile.
{Its The Only GOOD Thing Thats Contagious Lol}

I Love How Brilliantly Naive Children Are.
{Ignorance Is Bliss}

I Love How Honest Children Are.
{Beautiful.}

I Love Pinky Promises.
{ I Just Do Lol..=) }

I Love Inside Jokes.
{Makes Me Feel Special =) lol}

I Love TLC's Song "Hat 2 Da Back."
{Thats The Kinda Girl I Am Lol)

I Love Having A Crush On Somebody.
{Makes My Heart Smile}

I LOVE Being In Love.
{Makes My Heart CHEESE Lol}

I Love Sending Someone A Text At 4 AM ( Dont Worry What Its About Lol) Then Waking Up To See That They Woke Up And Responded SOON As They Got It.
{Awwww Geeeezzzz =)}

I Love Chick Fil-A.
{Eat Mor Chicken Lol}

I LOVE Pretty Willie's Music ;-) [INSIDER].
{LOL..I Really Do Like His Music Too Tho Lol}

I Love When I Get To The Register At The Store And I Find Out That What I'm Buying Is Cheaper Than I Thought It Was.
{More Money In My Pocket Duh}

I LOVE Hugs.
{ =) }

I Love Old People Who Curse Just Cuz They Can.
{Lolllllll FunnAy}

I Love Listening To Old People Talk About The Past.
{You Learn Things That Just ARENT In Textbooks}

I Love When Men Smile In Pictures.
{Its Rare..Gotta Soak It In When It Happens}

I Love Seeing Men Hold The Door For Women..Even If They Don't Know The Woman.
{Kudos To Your Mother/Father/Whoever For Raising You Right}

I Love Getting Random Phone Calls/Texts (From Anybody) Just Cuz You Were Thinkin Bout Me. =)
{Nice To Be Loved =)}

I Love When A Man Can Say "I Love You" To Another Man Without Feeling The Need To Say "No Homo" After It.
{Thank You For Being Secure In Your Manhood.}

I Love Young People Who Aren't Ashamed To Be Educated.
{My Sources Say That It Is, In Fact, A Good Thing To Be Smart.}

I Love Being Surprised..In Good Ways.
{Makes My Heart Smile}

I Love ANYBODY Who Is Willing To Admit They Were Wrong And Give A Meaningful Apology.
{Not A Lotta People Can Do That}

I Love The Feeling You Get When You Look In The Eyes Of ANYBODY Who TRULY Loves You.
{*sigh* Makes My Heart Cheese}

Tired of typin now lol..
But I'm sure there will be a part 2 of this one too.
stay tuned..

Hate.

This List Is In No Particular Order, As I Hate All Of These Things Equally..Okay, One Exception....First And Foremost; Above All Else:

I Hate FEET!!!
{Put your feet near me, I might have to kill you. Seriously. Vomitrocious.}

I Hate People Who's Automatic Response For Criticism Is "Hi Hater."...and thats the end of their rebuttal.
{No, maybe ur lame ass is just wack..and that song SUCKS!!! UGH!!!}

I Hate The Fact That Everytime A New Lil Wayne Song Comes Out, All I Have To Do To Learn The Lyrics Is Check People's Status' On Facebook And Their Aways On AIM.
{UUUGGGHHH!!! AGAIN?!?!}

I Hate When I'm Wearing Anything That Has The Word Basketball On It And People Ask Me If I Play Volleyball.
{AARRRGGGHHH!!!}

I Hate When People Get Mad When They Find Out That Celebrities Have A Girl/BoyFriend.
{As. If. You. Had. A. Chance.}

I Hate How Some Little Boys (And Girls) Brag About How Much Money They Supposedly Have.
{Thats just Tacky.}

I Hate How The Aforementioned Little Boys (And Girls) Take Pictures With Their Money Every Other Friday.
{Thanks, cuz we didn't believe you before you put the pics up..nice to see you got paid today tho}

I Hate How The Aforementioned Little Boys (And Girls) Get Mad When People Steal Their Money.
{Well..We All Know Your Pay Schedule So..Blame Yourself. Maybe Next Time You'll Invest?}

I Hate Seeing Couples Fight In Public.
{Its Just Not Everybody's Business}

I Hate How The Word "Bait" Has Taken On A Life Of Its Own Now
{Does Anybody Even Know What It EXACTLY Means???}

I Hate Being 20.
{Insignificant. Ass. Age.}

I Hate When People Don't Hold The Door For Small Children And Elderly People.
{Wtf..Who Raised You????}

I Hate When People Say Its "Dumb" For Me To Want To Be A Teacher.
{Idk Where To Start With That. Thats A Whole Other Blog SO For Now, You Just Get "The Face"}

I Hate People Who Mumble Then Get Mad Cuz You Asked Them To Repeat Themselves.
{Easy Solution: STOP MUMBLING!!!!!!}

I Hate Repeating Myself.
{Lol..I Don't Mumble Tho.}

I Hate When People Say "I Can't Change The Way You Feel."
{Yea You Can..You Just Don't Care Enough To Put In The Work.}

I Hate When People Say Somethin REAL Slick On The Low, Then When I Say Somethin Aoout It, I "Took It The Wrong Way."
{Damn..Dats The 10th Time This Week I Took It Wrong. I Gotta Get It Together Man. =/ Sike. Like. Shit.}

I Hate When AIM Acts Retarded On Sidekicks.
{I Could Kill That Little Yellow Man}

I Hate The Fact That [Someone] Got Mad At Me Today IN MY OWN CAR For Playing A Little Flobots, Paramore And Flyleaf (Don't Know 'Em? Imeem Works.).
{Get Out And Walk Or Shut Up And Open Your Mind!!!}

I Hate How Some People Will Tell The Same [Unfunny] Joke Over And Over Again Even Tho Nobody Laughed The First Time.
{It Wasn't Funny The First Time, Its Not Funny Now. It Will NEVER. BE. FUNNY.}

I Hate When I Tell Someone A [Rather HILARIOUS lol] Joke In Private Then They Wait Til We Get To A Large Group Of People And Retell MY Joke. Then Take ALLLL The Credit.
{PHIL!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! Lol..UUGGGGHHH!!!!}

I Hate The Fact That Single Fathers Dont Get The Same Recognition And Respect As Single Mothers.
{Double Standard Anyone?}

I Hate Losing.
{Its Not Winning..Duh.}

I Hate When People Outwardly Support Obama But Have NO Idea What His Platform Is.
{This Is Your Future People..Get Educated.}

I Hate When People Say "No Homo."
{Only 1 Of Two Things Just Happened: Either You Did, In Fact, Say Something EXTREMELY Homo So There's No Reason To Deny It Now..OR You Said Something That Wasn't The Least Bit Homo, Until YOU Made It Homo By Saying "No Homo." Smh.}

I Hate When Black People Complain ABout White People Adopting Black Children.
{Thats Funny..I Didn't See YOU Applying To Adopt That Child. Would You Rather The Child Be Without A Family?? SMH!!)

I Hate When People Say Someone Talks "Like They're White" Because The Person Actually Uses Their WHOLE Vocabulary And Puts Their Education To Good Use.
{Damn..I'm Sorry..I Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Just Throw My [17 Years Worth Of] Education Away..I Got You Next Time Tho..And By The Way..You Just Called All Black People Idiots. Gee..Thanks Dude.}


Thats All For Now.
But There Will Be A Part 2 To This..
Of That I Am Sure.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHA "but if he's gonna come in here, he's gonna kick MY ass" LMFAOOOO hahahahahaha..if u don't laugh at that, your sense of humor is officially dead. LOL

FINALLY!! I CAN WASH MY JEANS!! Lol

So as I was takin my daily drive thru Blogland (yes, thats a real place..cuz I say so) a few weeks back, I took exit 13B to visit the fellas over at g4crew.blogspot.com and I came across this. Its BluWash Clean for denim. I don't know about you but I dread having to wash jeans out of fear (yes, fear.) that the color will lose its quality. This fear is only heightened by the fact that my taste buds are so expensive so the jeans are as well and who wants to waste money?? "Not I" Said the KayDee.

Anywho..I ordered this magical blue formula, but when it came time for me to test it out, I got nervous, and decided to test it out on a pair of jeans I absolutely hate and probably will never wear again (yes, the A-pockets..UGH!! lol).

Well..turns out, not only did the potion not fade my jeans..it actually restored them to the original color..go figure. Unfortunately, the potion wasn't so magical that it made me wanna wear the jeans..I still hate them lol.

You, too can purchase the magical formula at:

http://www.revolveclothing.com/DisplayProduct.jsp?product=BLUW-UA4&c=Bluwash&d=Culture

REEEEMMMIIIIXXXX!!!!!

I kno I'm a little late, but give me some credit..i just started this here blog..plus it still excites me!! Lol

Three of my four favorite men all in ONE song!!! A Kanye, Lupe, Pharrell (in that order, insert Andre 3000 as my#2 behind Kanye, in front of Lupe) video directed by the great Hype Williams?!?! You can't go wrong..enjoy.

I liked the original song...but I'm in LOVE with this version. I just might marry it.

RIP Bernie Mac

October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008

Cool Song-Cooler Video

Flobots: Handlebars

Summer Olympics 2008

After the long (4 year lol) wait...THE OLYMPICS ARE FINALLY BACK!!! The Opening ceremonies in Beijing were nothing but amazing!! I think its safe to say that China's fireworks are better than ours lol take a look....







Anywho..on to the games. Because there is so much controversy surrounding the Olympics and participants taking performance enhancers every year, I have lost interest. However, one of the few things I'm actually looking forward to this year is seeing if Michael Phelps can achieve the record of the most medals in a single Olympic Games. 4 years ago in Athens he tied the record with seven medals. This year, as the favorite in every event hes participating in, if all goes according to plan, he could return home (to Baltimore) with eight. Cool. And it doesn't hurt that he's pretty hot and I just like to look at him lol.



The other thing I'm looking forward to is our so-called "Redeem Team" which is supposed to get U.S. Men's Basketball out of this horrible downward spiral they are currently in. Take a look at them:




I was on the "Redeem Team" band wagon until I watched the Russians almost beat them in an exhibition game by simply not rebounding offensively and sending 4 men back to stop the fast break. If its that easy for the Russians to nearly steal a win, how will Team USA hold up against the elite teams of the world such as Pau Gasol's Spanish team, Manu Ginobili's Argentenians, and the other medal favorite team: the Greeks? I don't know, but I'm definitely gonna watch each game to see. Sure, we have the most talented team by far, there are nothing but NBA all-stars onthe team. But I think its safe to say we are the least experienced and least disciplined when it comes to international basketball and FIBA rules. For the sake of all the players on the team who have GUARANTEED a gold medal for the US, I sure hope they were right. I'll be roooting for them either way.


You may be wondering why I'm not looking forward to the women's basketball games. That is because, quite frankly, with the exception of a few individual players from other countries, the U.S. is still the mecca forwomen's basketball, and noone else is even close yet, so unless I hear otherwise, I probably won't tune in.


I'm sure there will be other developing stories throughout the games that capture my attention. But for now, Michael Phelps and our "Redeem Team" are all that interest me.

4 A.M. + Wide Awake = New Blog

Welp! Looks like I finally got the ball rollin on this whole blog game. I guess the person responsible for me having this thing would be the one and only BOOOOGIE himself. I'm sure you've heard of him lol..who hasn't??? If you havent, check him out at boooogie.blogspot.com. you'll like what you see. Anywho..after all the facebook invites, PLUS the fact that I read everyone else's on an almost-daily basis..I finally thought to myself "hey KD!! We should start our OWN blog!!" And here we are.

I couldn't tell you what might happen on this blog, but I guarantee you it'll be random. Stay tuned.