UPDATE COMING SOON I SWEAR

You know me, basketball and school take up 90% of my life. The other 10% is dedicated to food and sleep. But I promise you this: SOON as I get more free time I will be back. Don't give up on me lol.

P.S.
Vote John Obama..or Barack McCain. Just vote.

Been on Hiatus....

Due To Basketball, School, And Things Of The Sort. So Gimme Sum Time To GetBack On Track Here. Lata Skatas.

I Have Issues....

With This Shirt:

Details To Be Added Later.

"Why Be A Teacher?"

I started to ramble on and list the infinite number of reasons I want to be a teacher to those of you who continue to waste ur breath trying to convince me to change my major..but then my mommy (also a teacher, who has just discovered YouTube lol) sent me this SUPERB video, and it explains it for me. Take a look....

I received an anonymous message from someone (who shall henceforth be known as Yoda..for s/he IS wise indeed.) from ARKANSAS (lol..I know..). A snippet of the..uhhh..insightful* message went like this:

"I am 25 years old and I have just received my business degree this past spring. After 20 years of school, I have to agree with your family/friends/whoever is telling you not to be a teacher..one would have to be stupid to be a teacher in today's world, or for the past 20 years for that matter. So I guess that would mean that teachers are stupid, and you wouldn't want to be considered stupid by the world, would you?"

Damn..dat sho was deep. Real..intellectual-like..and stuff. =/..the message gets better, but I'll just focus on this portion for now.

First of all, I would like to take this time to literally LOL.

Secondly, I want to thank the entire state of Arkansas for your deep concern and for educating this young person.

Thirdly, I have a question for you, Yoda. If teachers are stupid..and you've been in school learning EVERYTHING YOU KNOW from teachers (and they clearly did a great job with you, Yoda.) for the past 20 years..does that make you stupid too, or are you smarter because you rose above and chose to pursue a degree* in business instead of education during your seven year stint in college* (a time during which I'm sure a professor ("college teacher") TAUGHT (past tense of to teach) you everything you know about business (your field of expertise*))? I'm a little confused about where you now stand.

PLEASE clear this up for me, Yoda. I'm DYING for your help!!!

~*Anxiously awaiting Yoda's brilliant response*~

*Term used as loosely as possible.

Cool Blog.

So on my daily drive thru Blogworld, after taking many exits, I got lost and stumbled across the WORLD'S. FUNNIEST. BLOG. Lol..everybody check it out:

http://semi-literate.blogspot.com/

She is tooooooo funny..lmao..I'm a fan.

Fin.

P.S.
I Haven't decided if Lloyd was serious about dis "Have My Baby" Yet. Unfortunately, Like Most Dumb Ass Songs These Days, Its Growing On Me. Ugh.

Witnessing Amazing

The Guy Is A Fish.

Michael Phelps.

What a specimen to behold. I feel priveleged to have witnessed the MOST DOMINANT athlete of our time do his thing over the past week (Sorry, Michael Jordan of the 90s Bulls was not OUR time since most of us have to watch ESPN Classic, NBA TV, or some sort of "Greatest Moments" Countdown to witness his best moments. We unfortunately got him as a 2000s Wizard..and Tiger Woods is NOT an athlete..UGH!! *note to self..publish post about Tiger Woods not being an athlete*). He won 8 Gold Medals in 8 different races, breaking 7 world records. He won close races (.01 second margin of victory) he dominated races he won indivial races, he won team relays, he did it all. His greatness commands the world's attention (Much like the 90s Jordan). Although I do have friends who are competitive swimmers, I'm not exactly a die-hard fan of the sport. However, I felt compelled to drop everything I was doing and tune in to each of his races, out of fear that I may miss out on a single moment of greatness. He is the definition of amazing, and I feel blessed (extreme, I know, but I can't think of a better word at the moment) to have witnessed it.

And Again..It Doesn't Hurt That He's Nice To Look At.
*Big Ears Aside Lol*

IN ADDITION.......

There is another amazing moment that happened tonight at the Olympics which is SORT OF being outshined by Phelps-Mania...

Jamaica's (hence the color scheme) Usain "Lightning" Bolt SMASHED the World Record For The 100 meter dash, which names the world's fastest man. He finished with a time of

9.69 seconds

The race wasn't even close. Take a look at the photo finish...

If you look closely at the picture, the other guys are running their little hearts out. Not Bolt..he's kinda skipping lol..

The thing that made the race even More amazing was the fact that, about 80 meters into the race, Bolt looked to his right and left and realized that there was NOBODY around him so...

HE SLOWED DOWN, JOGGED THRU THE FINISH LINE AND BEGAN CELEBRATING EARLY.

LOL..how embarassing was that for everyone who was running SOOOOOO hard lmfao. OMG..that was theeee funniest sports moment I've seen in a long time..typical Jamaican (yes, I'm allowed to say that lol). I just wanna know how great his time would have been had he not slowed down, but I'm sure glad he did, cuz that was a GREAT laugh lol.

Love.

People Will NOT Be Included In This Post Cuz I Don't Need The Drama When I Don't List YOU. Lol..'tis True Tho.

I Love Purple.
{Therefore, This Post Will Be Purple =)}

I Love Basketball.
{Peace, Chaos, Drama, Highest Highs, Lowest Lows, Poetry In Motion, Glory, Success, Opportunity, Competition, Victory..Thats A Post In Itself..Maybe Later.}

I Love Seeing A Man (of any race) Spending QUALITY Time With His Children (just because he wants to).
{Beautiful.}

I Love The Fact That The Space Jams Are Coming Back Out In December.
{FINALLY I Can Be Excited About Jordans Again!! Last Time Was Like '01 Lol}

I Love The Phrase "I'm Just Sayin" Preceded By A Shrug.
{Lol..It Seriously Gets People Out Of Having To Deal With Pretty Much ANYthing They Said.
Example: "You're A Fat Ass....*Shrug*...I'm Just Sayin" *Walk Away* LOL}

I Love Making People Laugh.
{Its A Beautiful Thing.}

I Love Making People Smile.
{Its The Only GOOD Thing Thats Contagious Lol}

I Love How Brilliantly Naive Children Are.
{Ignorance Is Bliss}

I Love How Honest Children Are.
{Beautiful.}

I Love Pinky Promises.
{ I Just Do Lol..=) }

I Love Inside Jokes.
{Makes Me Feel Special =) lol}

I Love TLC's Song "Hat 2 Da Back."
{Thats The Kinda Girl I Am Lol)

I Love Having A Crush On Somebody.
{Makes My Heart Smile}

I LOVE Being In Love.
{Makes My Heart CHEESE Lol}

I Love Sending Someone A Text At 4 AM ( Dont Worry What Its About Lol) Then Waking Up To See That They Woke Up And Responded SOON As They Got It.
{Awwww Geeeezzzz =)}

I Love Chick Fil-A.
{Eat Mor Chicken Lol}

I LOVE Pretty Willie's Music ;-) [INSIDER].
{LOL..I Really Do Like His Music Too Tho Lol}

I Love When I Get To The Register At The Store And I Find Out That What I'm Buying Is Cheaper Than I Thought It Was.
{More Money In My Pocket Duh}

I LOVE Hugs.
{ =) }

I Love Old People Who Curse Just Cuz They Can.
{Lolllllll FunnAy}

I Love Listening To Old People Talk About The Past.
{You Learn Things That Just ARENT In Textbooks}

I Love When Men Smile In Pictures.
{Its Rare..Gotta Soak It In When It Happens}

I Love Seeing Men Hold The Door For Women..Even If They Don't Know The Woman.
{Kudos To Your Mother/Father/Whoever For Raising You Right}

I Love Getting Random Phone Calls/Texts (From Anybody) Just Cuz You Were Thinkin Bout Me. =)
{Nice To Be Loved =)}

I Love When A Man Can Say "I Love You" To Another Man Without Feeling The Need To Say "No Homo" After It.
{Thank You For Being Secure In Your Manhood.}

I Love Young People Who Aren't Ashamed To Be Educated.
{My Sources Say That It Is, In Fact, A Good Thing To Be Smart.}

I Love Being Surprised..In Good Ways.
{Makes My Heart Smile}

I Love ANYBODY Who Is Willing To Admit They Were Wrong And Give A Meaningful Apology.
{Not A Lotta People Can Do That}

I Love The Feeling You Get When You Look In The Eyes Of ANYBODY Who TRULY Loves You.
{*sigh* Makes My Heart Cheese}

Tired of typin now lol..
But I'm sure there will be a part 2 of this one too.
stay tuned..